The Wall of intrigue that is The 3rd Tee...

With my supposed Super-Sleuth's incapable of chasing a lead if it was attached to their collar, I went on my own investigating and fact finding mission under the cover of darkness last night - The Mystery of The 3rd Tee needed to be solved! Starting at our first lead - The Coomealla Golf Club - it didn't take too long before I was lost and blindly wandering around the bush cursing the three B's of night navigation - Batteries, Batteries, Batteries.

As the hours slipped by I became gripped with fear - Where was I? Would my water last? What caused that rustling in the bushes? And would I make it home by 8:35 to see Dateline on SBS?
Panic stricken, I ran. Stumbling, tripping, falling, thump! I looked up, amazed. Dumb founded. There it was! The 3rd Tee! Finally!

With time running out to adjust my aerial and get good reception for Dateline and see the Man that is George Negus, I had to gather facts quickly. Scouting the area blindly, I was crawling my way through the darkness on hands and knees.


Again, Thump! I came across the hard lump you see to the left, resembling a tablet with weird hieroglyphs. What does it mean? Is it a sign of an alien landing?

After 2 photo's my camera batteries ran out. Unperturbed I scoured on my hands and knees. Round timber posts. Vertical. Horizontal. More stone tablets - what strange text was printed on them? Footprints - two sets. What does it all mean? What felt like a rusted old wheel from a child's tricycle. An alien landing surely!

I will continue my investigations today begining with analysis of footprint samples, using them as my second lead. Hopefully I will get to the bottom of this today, as I don't want to miss Inspector Rex tonight. Now if only I could get Inspector Rex on the case...

Signed - The Secret Viper